Anachronism Knight!

medieval horn... bzzt! phone ping!

A knight rode up in shining armor, Sword and helmet bright — Then pulled out a SMARTPHONE And took a selfie in the light!

A castle with a charging cable! A dragon... posing too! The horse is parked beside a scooter— Wait, that's not what knights would do!

ANACHRONISM! Uh-NACK-ruh-niz-um! The wrong thing, wrong time! ANACHRONISM! Uh-NACK-ruh-niz-um! Old and new — the clocks all chime!

clank! ping!

He ordered pizza to the moat, He texted "thou art great." A thousand years too early For the gadget on his plate!

ANACHRONISM! Uh-NACK-ruh-niz-um! The wrong thing, wrong time! ANACHRONISM! Uh-NACK-ruh-niz-um! Old and new — the clocks all chime!

ping!

"Sire, what year is it?"

(...his phone says all of them.)

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