Disparate Sock Drawer!
flump! flump! I open up the sock drawer And dig around inside. A striped one! A spotted one! A rainbow one! Oh my, I tried! There's a giant sock, a teeny sock...
flump! flump!
I open up the sock drawer And dig around inside. A striped one! A spotted one! A rainbow one! Oh my, I tried!
There's a giant sock, a teeny sock, A fuzzy one with cats. But none of them go TOGETHER — They're as different as that and that!
DISPARATE! DISS-puh-rit! Not one of them's the same! DISPARATE! DISS-puh-rit! No matches in the game!
flump!
A polka, then a zigzag, A sock shaped like a shark. I try to find a pair to wear— I might be here till dark!
DISPARATE! DISS-puh-rit! Not one of them's the same! DISPARATE! DISS-puh-rit! No matches in the game!
flump flump flump!
"Just wear two different ones."
One striped, one shark — out the door!