Garish Peacock!

zzzap! glow glow glow!

What blazes neon, hurts your eyes? zzzap! What glows pink and lime surprise? zzzap! What's got colors way too loud, And clashes brighter than a crowd?

It struts on by, it makes you blink, It's orange and purple, blue and pink! What's the word for "WAY too much, Too neon, gaudy, glowing such"?

It's GARISH! GAIR-ish! Too bright for your eyes! Garish peacock, glowing loud, A neon-colored surprise!

zzzap! glow glow glow!

Can you guess what bird is this? Too flashy, too fluorescent, hiss! It clashes, sparkles, blinks, and beams — The loudest colors in your dreams!

It's GARISH! GAIR-ish! Too bright for your eyes! Garish peacock, glowing loud, A neon-colored surprise!

glow... glow...

Quick — put on your sunglasses.

...There. Now we can look at the peacock.

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