Jocular Uncle!
ba-dum-tss! My uncle walked in through the door, Cracked a joke, then cracked four more! "Why'd the cookie go to bed? 'Cause it was feeling crummy!" he said! b...
ba-dum-tss!
My uncle walked in through the door, Cracked a joke, then cracked four more! "Why'd the cookie go to bed? 'Cause it was feeling crummy!" he said! ba-dum-tss!
Pass the peas? Here comes a pun. Tie your shoe? He's just begun!
JOCULAR! JOK-yoo-ler! Always joking, what a guy! JOCULAR! JOK-yoo-ler! Got a giggle in his eye!
bom-bom-bom!
"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "It's me again!" He's told that one since who-knows-when! We roll our eyes, we groan, we grin, And then he does it all again!
JOCULAR! JOK-yoo-ler! Always joking, what a guy! JOCULAR! JOK-yoo-ler! Got a giggle in his eye!
ba-dum-tss!
Got one more, Uncle?
(...he's got nine.)