Nefarious Squirrel!

muahaha! crunch crunch crunch!

There's a squirrel in the backyard With a tiny tiny CAPE. He's got a plan! He's got a map! He's got an ESCAPE!

He climbed the pole, he flipped the cap, He cracked the seed-defense. He filled his cheeks with stolen snacks Like he had no sense!

NEFARIOUS! Nuh-FAIR-ee-us! That squirrel is up to NO good! NEFARIOUS! Nuh-FAIR-ee-us! He'd rob YOUR feeder if he could!

muahaha!

The blue jay screamed! The cardinal cried! "He took the WHOLE supply!" The chickadee filed a tiny complaint — The squirrel just twirled and waved BYE-BYE!

He's got a HIDEOUT in the oak, With sunflower seed in stacks. A blueprint pinned, a map of yards, And little squirrel SNACKS!

NEFARIOUS! Nuh-FAIR-ee-us! That squirrel is up to NO good! NEFARIOUS! Nuh-FAIR-ee-us! He'd rob YOUR feeder if he could!

crunch crunch crunch!

Wicked, scheming, sneaky, slick — Each new feeder, the same trick! Twirl the whiskers, bow real low — Then SNATCH and GO and GO and GO!

muahaha!

(Lock the bird seed.)

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