Parsimonious Pirate!
clink! clink! Heave-ho, here's a pirate Who won't share a single coin! ARRR! He squeezes every doubloon tight And he hides it in his coat! clink! The crew's...
clink! clink!
Heave-ho, here's a pirate Who won't share a single coin! ARRR! He squeezes every doubloon tight And he hides it in his coat!
clink!
The crew's all asking "captain, please, A penny for some bread?" He locks the chest, he sits on top, "Not a copper!" the captain said!
PARSIMONIOUS! Par-suh-MOH-nee-us! That means he's the stingiest of all! Parsimonious pirate! Clink clink! He won't share one coin, not even small!
clink clink clink!
His parrot wants a cracker — "Get your OWN cracker, bird!" He'd charge the sea to use his boat, Most stingy captain ever heard!
But then a tiny matey cried, And something in him turned... He flipped ONE gold coin through the air — And the whole ship cheered and the captain LEARNED!
PARSIMONIOUS! Par-suh-MOH-nee-us! That means he's the stingiest of all! Parsimonious pirate! Clink clink! ...He shared one coin. We had a ball!
clink.
(...okay, just one more.)