Pompous Turkey!
GOBBLE GOBBLE! Step right up and feast your eyes, The greatest bird of any size! He fans his tail, he puffs his chest, "Behold," he says, "I am the best!" The...
GOBBLE GOBBLE!
Step right up and feast your eyes, The greatest bird of any size! He fans his tail, he puffs his chest, "Behold," he says, "I am the best!"
The pig says "eh." The cow says "moo." He doesn't care a bit, do you? He bows so low, he tips his hat, "No need to clap... well — clap at that!"
He's POMPOUS! POM-pus! All puffed up and proud! Pompous turkey, big and grand, He gobbles long and loud!
GOBBLE GOBBLE!
"My feathers? Finest in the land! My strut? Pure royalty! My gobble? Why, it's like a song — Now everybody look at ME!"
He's POMPOUS! POM-pus! All puffed up and proud! Pompous turkey, big and grand, He gobbles long and loud!
gobble... gobble...
"Wait — where'd everybody go?"
...The barnyard left for lunch.