Pungent Cheese!

WHIFF!

[VOICE A] What's that smell across the room? [VOICE B] It's the cheese, my friend, it's the cheese! [VOICE A] It's hitting me right in the nose! [VOICE B] Like a hundred sweaty gym-sock breeze!

[VOICE A] I can smell it from the door! [VOICE B] I can smell it from the yard! [VOICE A] It's strong! It's sharp! It punches! [VOICE B] Yeah, this cheese is smelling HARD!

PUNGENT! PUN-jent! It clears the room and bends a tarp! Pungent cheese! Whiff whiff! It floats around like a stinky harp!

WHIFF WHIFF!

[VOICE A] A fly flew by and fainted! [VOICE B] The cat ran out the back! [VOICE A] But you know the funny part? [VOICE B] It tastes amazing on a cracker, Jack!

PUNGENT! PUN-jent! It knocks you off your feet! Pungent cheese! Whiff whiff! It owns the whole dang street!

WHIFF.

(...one more bite?)

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