Rancid Milk!

lonesome whistle...

What sat out in the desert sun Till high noon turned it sour? What was sweet and cold this mornin' And went rotten by the hour?

PBLBLT!

The milk, partner. The milk. It's lumpy now and green. It's the spoiledest, the baddest, Worst-smelling milk you've seen!

RANCID! RAN-sid! Green and lumpy — the buzzards are glad! Rancid milk! Pee-yew! Pee-yew! The sourest sip a cowboy's had!

buzzard caws...

One sip and the cowboy hollered, His hat shot off his head! "That milk's been baking in the sun — Pour it out!" the cowboy said!

RANCID! RAN-sid! Green and lumpy — the buzzards are glad! Rancid milk! Pee-yew! Pee-yew! The sourest sip a cowboy's had!

PBLBLT.

(...stick to water, pal.)

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