Vehement Kid!

splash!

[VOICE A] "Bath time, sweetie!" [VOICE B] "NO! Not me! Not now! No way!" [VOICE A] "It's bubbly and it's warm!" [VOICE B] "I said it with my WHOLE HEART — NAY!"

[VOICE B] Arms out wide, the loudest voice, [VOICE B] there's nothing halfway here! [VOICE B] When this kid feels a thing, the WHOLE [VOICE B] entire house can hear!

VEHEMENT! Vee-uh-munt! Every word with all my might! VEHEMENT! Vee-uh-munt! When I mean it, I mean it RIGHT!

splash splash!

[VOICE A] "...there's a new duck in the tub." [VOICE B] (...a new duck?) [VOICE A] "And bubbles to the brim." [VOICE B] "...okay but ONLY 'cause I love to swim!"

VEHEMENT! Vee-uh-munt! Watch me flip from NO to YES! VEHEMENT! Vee-uh-munt! Just as loud — I must confess!

blub blub.

[VOICE B] "...best bath EVER."

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