Ephemeral Farts!
PBBBBBT! Uh oh! Somebody tooted! It smells! It smells! Oh no! But wait a minute, wait a minute — Where did that stinky go? Ephemeral farts! Ephemeral farts! T...
PBBBBBT!
Uh oh! Somebody tooted! It smells! It smells! Oh no! But wait a minute, wait a minute — Where did that stinky go?
Ephemeral farts! Ephemeral farts! They don't stick around — that's the best part! Ephemeral farts! Poof poof poof! The smell is gone real soon!
PBBBBBT!
Farts are GAS! The they come out... as gas! Little bits too small to see! They wiggle jiggle bump and bounce And spread out free free free!
First it's HERE — phew right here! Then it's over THERE! Then it gets so spread so thin It's basically NOWHERE!
Ephemeral farts! Ephemeral farts! They don't stick around — that's the best part! Ephemeral farts! Poof poof poof! The smell is gone real soon!
PBBBBBT!
That spreading out? It has a name! Scientists call it — ready? — Dih-FYOO-zhun! Diffusion! The science word, hold it steady!
From LOTS to LESS to NONE — They spread until the stink is done! Ephemeral means it won't last long — That's the fart goodbye song!
Ephemeral farts! Ephemeral farts! They don't stick around — that's the best part! Ephemeral farts! Poof poof poof! The smell is gone real soon!
PBBBBBBBBT!
Excuse me.