The Sillier, The Stickier

[KID] The sillier — the STICKIER! (boing!) The sillier — the STICKIER! (hey!) Plain gray fact? Brain goes "boooring," bye-bye (snooze!) Make it WEIRD and it sticks in your eye! (boing!)

A purple pickle on a pogo stick — boom! — A cow on a skateboard zoomin' round the room! Make it LOUD, make it stinky, make it wiggle, make it quick — WHOA, my brain woke up, now it sticks-sticks-sticks!

The sillier — the STICKIER! (stick-stick!) The sillier — the STICKIER! (hey!) The sillier — the STICKIER! (boing!) Funny, huge, and silly — and it STICKS!

(beat switch, lil quiet) ...one plain number, sittin' small... slips right out, can't keep it at all — [KID] So I gave it PIZZA FEET and roller skates! (skrrt!) It spun a goofy flip and — boom! — it stayed!

The sillier — the STICKIER! (stick-stick!) The sillier — the STICKIER! (hey!) Make it WEIRD, make it WILD, do the wiggle, take your pick — The sillier — the STICKIER — it STICKS!

So gimme PURPLE! gimme PIZZA! gimme POGO-stick! (boing-boing!) A dancing wiggle-pickle and it never slips — The sillier, the stickier — say it back, real quick! (hey!) The sillier, the stickier... a pickle on a pogo stick!