The Birthday Keeper

STICK IT ON THE MONTH! (boom!) STICK IT ON THE MONTH! (hey!) Goofier the picture, harder to forget — STICK IT ON THE MONTH! (PARP!)

[KID] Whose birthday, who? — MAYA in MAY! Slap a purple WHALE up — spouting cake, ¡olé! (whoosh-SPLASH!) I look up at the calendar — THERE'S THE WHALE all day — and BOOM, I know it's Maya — happy birthday, hey!

STICK IT ON THE MONTH! (boom!) STICK IT ON THE MONTH! (hey!) Goofier the picture, harder to forget — STICK IT ON THE MONTH! (PARP!)

[KID] Whose birthday, who? — SOFIA in JUNE! A green frog blowing bubbles on a kazoo-toot tune! (ribbit-toot!) [KID] Whose birthday, who? — MILO in OCTOBER! A pumpkin on a skateboard rolling all the gifts on over! (sproing!)

STICK IT ON THE MONTH! (boom!) STICK IT ON THE MONTH! (hey!) A whale... a frog... a pumpkin — STICK IT ON THE MONTH! (PARP!)

[KID] And mine? DECEMBER! — a DRAGON eats my cake, he burps a birthday FIREBALL, WHOOSH, hot off the plate! (RAWR!)

STICK IT ON THE MONTH! (boom!) STICK IT ON THE MONTH! (hey!) Goofier the picture, harder to forget — STICK IT ON THE MONTH! (PARP!) Whale, frog, pumpkin, dragon — every face on every date — candles ONE, TWO, THREE — light 'em up, I'm never late!