The Ad Wants Your Money

[AD] Hey-hey kid, lean in close — ka-CHING! Buy the Blinky Bopper, watch it spin and zing! Big! Shiny! Glowing on the screen! (ooh!) Press one button and you're living the dream — (hey!)

[KID] Hold up. click. Lemme see that box... The real one's tiny! It barely rocks!

[KID] The ad wants your MONEY! (uh-huh!) The ad wants your MONEY! (woo!) Big on the screen, small in your hand — The ad wants your money, and now I understand! boom!

[AD] Order now and we'll throw in TWO! (two!) Glitter, sparkle, just for you-ou-ou! Everybody's got one, tick-tick-TOCK — BWONK! ...uh, what clock?

[KID] Ha. Made-on-purpose to make me WANT it. Caught your sneaky little trick — I'm on it!

[KID] The ad wants your MONEY! (uh-huh!) The ad wants your MONEY! (woo!) Big on the screen, small in your hand — The ad wants your money, and now I understand! boom!

[KID] I look. I think. I get to CHOOSE. (hey!) That's a superpower nobody can lose! clink clink clink — coins back in the jar, 'Cause I see the trick, and I know who you are!

[KID] The ad wants your MONEY! (uh-huh!) The ad wants your MONEY! (woo!) Big on the screen — small in your hand — THE AD WANTS YOUR MONEY... ka-CHING! [KID] ...but the coins? Still mine. clink.