Hello, Mr. Baker

Names slide right off your brain — bye! (whoop!) Gone! A name's just a sticker, slip-slap, here-then-it's-done! So make it a PICTURE, big and silly and bright — (hey!) Then slap it on their face and watch it hold on tight!

Stick the PICTURE on the FACE! (clap-clap!) Stick the PICTURE on the FACE! (whoop!) Make it big, make it silly, make it stick in its place — Stick the PICTURE on the FACE!

Here come Mr. BAKER — boom! — warm bread baking on his head! (mmm!) Here come Mrs. HILL — she's standing on a big green hill so steep! Here come little ROSE — got a fat red rose growing on her nose! (sniff!) Here come Mr. GORDON — got a whole GARDEN sprouting from his coat!

Stick the PICTURE on the FACE! (clap-clap!) Stick the PICTURE on the FACE! (whoop!) Make it big, make it silly, make it stick in its place — Stick the PICTURE on the FACE!

Drop it! (hey!) Picture-and-a-face! Picture-and-a-face! Say hello, take a look, lock it in place! Picture-and-a-face! Picture-and-a-face! Now you got 'em — won't forget 'em — never lose the trace!

Stick the PICTURE on the FACE! (clap-clap!) Stick the PICTURE on the FACE! (whoop!) So you meet somebody new — give a grin, give a wave — And stick the silly PICTURE on the FACE!