Earwax Defender
A silly bouncy song about earwax — the sticky goo that catches dust, dead skin, and bugs and slowly walks itself out of the ear
BLEH!
What is THAT inside my ear? Yellowy, sticky, kinda weird -- A goopy-droopy sneaky smear -- Earwax! Earwax! It is HERE!
GROSS! Gross! Goopy and gross! Wax in the ear -- as close as close! GROSS! Gross! Goopy and gross!
BUT...
(wait wait wait)
BUT!
Hold on -- listen -- here's the thing -- That goo is doing WAY MORE than you'd think!
Dust comes in -- the EAR HOLE'S OPEN -- Dead skin flakes -- and bugs come hopin'! What scoops 'em up? What says NOPE-NOPE? WAX! Yes -- WAX! It is the SOAP!
Sticky sticky sticky goo -- Catches dust -- catches GOO -- Catches bugs -- catches CREW -- Anything that didn't come for YOU!
Earwax! Earwax! TINY DEFENDER! Earwax! Earwax! Goopy contender! Earwax! Earwax! Catches the offender! Self-cleaning ear-machine sender!
BUT!
(There's MORE!)
The wax doesn't stay -- oh no! Slowly slowly out it goes -- Walking outward day by day -- With the trash -- the WHOLE WAY!
(The ear cleans ITSELF!) (No stick! No poke!) (The wax is the WORKER!)
So when somebody says "EW! GROSS!" Just smile and say -- I know what's close -- That's my tiny goopy host -- Earwax! Earwax! HONORED MOST!
tiny hero trumpet -- doot DOOT!
(Long live the wax!)