Ker-Choo!
A silly bouncy song about sneezes, the nose detecting an irritant, and the wind that feels like 100 mph blasting it back out
[sniff]
Something tickled inside my nose! A speck of dust -- a flake of pepper -- A tiny piece of WHO-KNOWS-WHAT -- And now my nose has had it -- BETTER!
Ker-CHOO! Ker-CHOO! Ker-CHOO! The nose says GET OUT -- yes you! Ker-CHOO! Ker-CHOO! Ker-CHOO! A sneeze is a TINY eviction crew!
[sniff sniff]
The nose hairs wiggle -- ALERT! ALERT! A signal zooms up to the brain -- The brain says BLAST IT -- FILL THE CHEST -- The lungs go WHOOSH like a hurricane!
I take a HUUUGE breath -- ahhhhh -- My eyes squeeze shut -- they always do -- My chest gets big -- my mouth flies wide -- And here it comes...
KER-CHOOOO!
They say a sneeze can FEEL like A hundred miles an hour -- wow! A teeny tiny windstorm Comes flying out my mouth somehow!
Ker-CHOO! Ker-CHOO! Ker-CHOO! The dust is OUT -- the nose is through! Ker-CHOO! Ker-CHOO! Ker-CHOO! Catch it in your elbow -- atch-ooo!
[sniff] [sniff] [sniff]
Wait... wait... wait...
ah... ah...
ah-choo!
(thank you!)