A Zillion Cats
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AI is a machine that learned patterns from lots of examples: a clever guesser, not alive and not magic. It matches pictures it has seen before; it does not think or feel like a kid does.
[KID] Hey little robot, what did you see? [ROBOT] BEEP! A zillion cats were shown to me!
[KID] Show it a fuzzy thing with whiskers and a tail — [ROBOT] ding! I match the pattern... I guess CAT!
A zillion cats, a zillion cats, I looked at zillion-zillion cats! I'm a guessing machine, I go beep-beep-bap, I match the pattern — meow — I GUESS CAT!
[KID] Do you get hungry? Do you take a nap? [ROBOT] buzz! No lunch for me, I just guess and zap!
[KID] Do you feel happy? Do you feel sad? [ROBOT] BEEP-boop! I'm a machine — not glad, not bad!
A zillion cats, a zillion cats, I looked at zillion-zillion cats! I'm a guessing machine, I go beep-beep-bap, I match the pattern — meow — I GUESS CAT!
[KID] Here's a wiggly dog — now what's your guess? [ROBOT] ka-ching! New pattern — I think... DOG!
[KID] You never get tired, you never say ow! [ROBOT] beep! I just keep guessing — zillion cats, and HOW!
A zillion cats, a zillion cats, I looked at zillion-zillion cats! I'm a guessing machine, I go beep-beep-bap, I match the pattern — meow — I GUESS CAT!